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“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ma Let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time!” Kayne West.

With that one sentence, Kayne West nominated himself (and won, uncontested) the Douchebag-of-the-Year award.

We all know what happened at the VMAs, although I still don’t know who the fuck Taylor Swift is… but she did look concerned, the other celebrities lost it on Twitter:

Pink: “Kanye West is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me”. I will!

Katy Perry: “FUCK U Kanye. Its like u stepped on a kitten”

Spencer Pratt: “Kanye West should be banned for life from anything MTV!!!!!!! @MTV SO MAD SO MAD!”

Thank god Spencer Pratt gave his opinion on this highly contentious issue. The first thing I thought when I saw the incident was I wonder what Spencer Pratt have to say about this..?

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Re-Elect Adam West Quahog Mayor. A vote for Adam West is a vote for an intense, soft-spoken lunatic whose delusions often come at great expense and sometimes risk to the taxpayers. But at least he’s better than the other guy.

So show your support for Rhode Island’s favorite mayor by giving him your vote. Unless you’re a commie… You’re not a commie are you?

Mayor West is always thinking about his constituents. He recently bought a Rottweiler, so he put up a sign to warn people how dangerous it is. It said “ONE WAY” so people will know if they step into his yard, there’s only one way out – in a body bag, from dog injuries.

What a guy!

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Aww shit! Get your towels ready, it’s about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck, but stay on your motherfuckin’ toes. We runnin this, let’s go!

I’m on a Boat!

Awesome. Just, awesome! Did you know this song made it into the top 10 charts in New Zealand? Goes to show the depth of musical talent in that country I suppose…

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As seen on the HBO tv show Entourage, this shirt was worn by Billy Walsh in a passive aggressive attempt at goosing Eric.

Chances are you already agree with this statement if you’re shopping around for t-shirts. Show off your insane artist side next casual Friday or remain uncool, you corporate sellout. Fuck commerce!

Now you can roll with your own entourage and tell everyone what you think! As Billy himself says, “Why fuck a woman with a vibrator when you have a dick, right suit?”

Now, get me a fluffer in the green room – I’ve got reading to do.

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For those about to flunk… We salute you!

Do you rock so hard you can’t possibly be expected to sit still and pay attention?

What did you say? I need some more Red Bull and Rock Star. Rock this ADHD t-shirt and twitch like a squirrel.

As worn by Vincent Chase on HBO’s Entourage.

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“Go for Emporer Palpatine.

“Vader – how’s my favorite Sith? Woah woah woah – just slow down! Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? Who’s they!?

“What the hell is an Aluminium Falcon?!

“Okay, okay… so who’s left? Are you shitting me!? Well, where are you? Wait a sec – you’ve been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal? Oh, you must smell like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon…

“Oh oh oh I’m sorry! I thought my dark lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that’s only two metres wide! That thing wasn’t even fully paid off yet! Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?

“What? Oh, “just rebuild it”? Real fucking original! Who’s going to give me a loan, jack-hole? You? You got an ATM on that torso light-bright?

“Now get your 7′2″ asthmatic ass back here, or I’m going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Pada-mommy or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is.”

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Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, it’s nice. These are my country of a Kazakhstan.

Wow Wow Wee Waa! This is one of the best shirts ever. Yes, I like. Can I buy you? Is nice! This is understood?

A very nice! Let’s make sexy time. How much? My sister – she’s a prostitute. She like to make money, high five! Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard.

My moustache still tastes of your testes!

Inspired by the ambassador of Kazakhstan, Borat. All the prostitutes will compete for your affection as you stroll through your village. In my country, they would go crazy for this tee. High Five! Everyone in Kazakhstan must have this shirt. Great t-shirt for Borat fans, no matter what country you’re from.

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This is a twist on the “Don’t Tase Me Bro” shirt that became so popular after University of Florida student Andrew Meyer played grab-ass with the local cops after haranguing Massachusetts senator John Kerry.

Now, I haven’t seen the new Star Trek movie, but I’m pretty sure “Don’t Phase Me Bro” is a quote from it, possibly made by some rotund, 4-foot alien upon encountering a far less rotund Captain Kirk than I am used to seeing. Hilarity no doubt ensues, and I look forward to seeing it on Youtube.

This shirt is a must have for away teams and landing parties.

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“Wait a minute keedz! Don’t go swimming in that old quarry. Eet’s dangerous. Hey, do you guys want to buy some gum, or cotton candy, or a stuffed animal. How about an inflatable mallet huh? Thees ees fun! You can hit your friend on the head with it. But don’t hit him on the head with it! You got any dents you need hammered out?”

G.I. Jose – a real Mexican hero! I cried with laughter when I first saw this guy on Family Guy. I used to hate those stupid G.I. Joe public service announcements on Youtube. I still hate them now, I just hated them then, too.

Oh yeah, and do you know why can’t Mexicans be fire fighters? Because they can’t tell José from hose B.

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“I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”

How many times have you said this to strangers? If it’s one time or more, your life has been affected by a little movie called Anchorman. For reference purposes, here are some golden insults to lock away for your next argument, or whenever you see fit:

1. You are a smelly pirate hooker.
2. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
3. You’ve got a dirty whorish mouth.
4. You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public.
5. Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?
6. I’m going to punch you in the ovary, a straight shot right to the babymaker.
7. I am a man. I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.

Of course, you’re only going to be able to argue with women… Otherwise, you’ll look like a real blueberry!

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