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Today’s forecast: partly cloudy, with a 100% chance of me getting wasted.

Tomorrow’s forecast: Fine, with a 100% chance of me getting wasted.

Pretty much for the next month, I’m a bit hazy on what the weather is doing, but I know what I’ll be doing!

It really makes you think… My mum thinks I work on Wall St, but I pretty much write a t-shirt blog, drink gin for breakfast and smoke fatties all day.

Not those kind of fatties… I’m talking about weed!

Get a Partly Cloudy With A 100% Chance Of Me Getting Wasted T-shirt

I was going to post this shirt on April 20th, but you know… I got totally baked and forgot all about it.

This shirt reminds of a story. A squad of Army Rangers was over in Iraq and, before going out on patrol, had a few tokes to calm the nerves. Somewhere along their travels, they came across a civilian who’d taken a bullet in the arm. “I’ve been shot!” he cried. “Call me an ambulance!”

The boys looks at him for a second, smile and and all say at the same time, “You’re an ambulance!”

Click Here to get an It’s 1620 Somewhere T-shirt

omg thats fucking hilarious omg omg omg dude im so fucking stoned right now!