Warning If I Wake Up With Marker On My Face I’ll Stab You
We’ve all been there. You know what I mean – you’ve had a few too many drinks, put your head down for a quick power nap, then when you wake up the next morning, some douche has drawn all over your face with a black marker.
Maybe that’s why I like that movie Garden State so much. I want to draw all over that smarmy Zack Braff’s ugly face so bad! *ahem*
Anyways, there’s one sure-fire method for preventing this from happening. With one of these shirts, you can pass out wherever you please and know that you will wake up safely marker free. It’d probably help also if you carry a knife with you wherever you wear this shirt and drink heavily… I can’t think of a way this plan can go wrong!
Click Here to get a Warning – If I Wake Up With Marker On My Face I’ll Stab You T-shirt
