What Wouldn’t Jesus Do?
I’m no bible scholoar, but I’ve heard the New Testament encourages answering questions with other questions as a means of facilitating conversations. So what better way to fully understand what Jesus would do, than by inquiring what he wouldn’t do?
In this day and age where society is shallow and superficial, for Jesus to really speak to the population (especially Generation-Y – I hate that generation…) he’s gonna need to be into cafe lattes, extreme sports and metrosexual fashion.
So I think when he does return (and he will – it’s in Revelations people!) he will be one hip, high-fivin’ motherfucker. Kinda like Samuel L Jackson, minus the violence… Jesus ain’t into that shit.
But he will definitely smoke pot – I’m absolutely sure of that!
