Xmasochist
Everyone is happy to open their house to a stranger who brings them gifts once a year.
Those same people would probably not be happy to open their house to an active S&M aficionado and participant, but so far there have been no questions about what activities Santa and the misses enjoy on his own time.
Think about it – by the time Santa gets to the west coast of the United States, he’s been working solidly for 24 hours. I bet he’d gagging to blow off a bit of steam.
Note to self – holiday in Australia this Christmas…
